we're blogging at a bar
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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