i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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