Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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