But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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