We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
