i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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