And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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