Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
jump out the window naked night went bad
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