Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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