Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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