it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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