I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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