I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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