these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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