16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
im holly from the hills drunk
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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