I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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