If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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