This girl is more easily done than said...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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