I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I party with great urgency now.
Randomize
