We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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