but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My breasts were aching with rage.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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