Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
mondays should just be called national damage control day
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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