eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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