Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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