Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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