Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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