Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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