Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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