what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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