he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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