I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
There r osticjed everywhere
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
