I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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