Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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