exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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