Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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