I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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