I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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