he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Randomize
