On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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