I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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