wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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