How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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