Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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