The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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