sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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