I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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