We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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