Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I supernannyed him into submission
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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