My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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