Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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